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Even without what I mention next, the suits look funny. But the wrestlers grab the uniforms and rush out of the room to go change in the bathroom, and come back to show them off. Anyway, we live in a town called Ocean City.

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One of the ways my anxiety was coming out was with nightmares and night terrors. On one particular night I had woken up the sound of our doorbell ringing. Which at 4 in the morning is fucking nerve wracking. So I shook my boyfriend fully awake and told him I heard the doorbell and to go check it because English funny stories was scared.

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He quickly jumps up. Puts on clothes and grabs a bat.

Goes all the way to the front door and opens it.



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